Davis Family!: My secret confession!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

My secret confession!

Now,I know most of you think that I am perfect, (ok stop laughing) but SUPRISE I am not!!
After a particularly "exciting" morning, complete with Porter--well being Porter--
I let Emerald in to help clean up the aftermath!! She did a very good job, and apparently likes cereal and milk!!
I know, I know it's gross, in fact this is one of the reasons I hate dogs being inside the house, not to mention
dog hair eeewww!! I did disinfect it after she was done, but let me tell you it worked wonders,
and I will probably do it again (ok so I already have, sshh don't tell).

Well, now you all know that I am not perfect :) Sorry to dissappoint!! But, I am sure it will happen again!!

2 comments:

Trish said...: We have commented multiple times how we will miss our automatic vaccuum/sweeper-CHLOE!!!; August 13, 2009 at 10:41 AM
Stacy and Angela said...: I need to come borrow your dogs after breakfast lunch and dinner! I didn't realize how much sweeping I would do when we lost our dog!; August 17, 2009 at 8:36 AM

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Little Children do have words given unto them many times, which confound the wise and the learned.

These are just a few of my favorite things my kids say that make me laugh, I will be adding to it often so, watch for new fun stuff!!

Porter informed me that he was a boy and Aspen and Brylee are girls, so asked how he knew that. I was a little worried about the answer, I was afraid I was going to get an anatomy lesson, instead he said "I am a boy because I have boy toys!"

Brylee asked me the other day if Jesus knew the words we were saying in our heads. And I told her yes-she said "uh oh, I better start thinking nicer things!"

In the car the other day Porter was trying to tell me something and I could not for the life of me understand him. Sometimes the girls can translate, so Iasked them what he was saying. Brylee said "I know he is saying popcorn in spanish--- PACO CORN!" That is what it sounded like, but I don't think that is how you say popcorn in spanish!!

We came in after the kids had been playing outside and Brylee was trying to tell Brian something about a rock and her nose. He came to the conclusion there was a rock WAY up her nose!!! After many-MANY tries to get it out we finally removed it. Brian gave her the "don't stick stuff up your nose" talk. And she said "I didn't stick it up there-I just fell on it and it went up there!" And Aspen tried to tell us she saw Brylee running and the rock just "jumped" up into her nose!! We apparently need to have the "honesty" speach-AGAIN!!

The other day we were in the car and Brylee farted, she very politely said "excuse me mom I burped!" I laughed and told her "no, I think you farted." She said" Oh yeah mouths burp and bums fart!"

This morning while watching Dora, Brylee was singing along. They were singing Happy Birthday to Boots-in spanish- Felize Compleanos (sp?) But, Brylee was singing "Please poopy on nose!"

Last sunday was a particularly hard one. They moved sacrement meeting to the end of church and I HATE it! Brylee was in the middle of screaming about who knows what and Brian was holding her trying to calm her down and she starts screaming "My panties are stuck in my bum!!!"

Aspen loves seeing the Temple, and while is Salt Lake we drove past the Jordan river Temple and she said "Mom, how come Jesus isn't at the Temple today?" and before I could respond she said "Oh yeah he is still in the manger!"

Brylee had diarrhea and was going to bathroom often and Aspen said "Mom, I think she has a bum headache!"

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

My secret confession!

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